music column
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Be a Booze Mutant
Uncle Honus advises you to just puke in your purse.
Hot Love: How to be Cool with Being Thirty and Single While Listening to Black Flag
Dave Hill has even more excellent love advice — and tunes — for the lovelorn.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Piss off a Band with the Little Things
Honus Honus just wants a quiet place to do what humans do.
Hot Love: How to Get Your Stoner Boyfriend in the Mood with T. Rex
Dave Hill has even more excellent love advice — and tunes — for the lovelorn.
How to Clean Nothing: The Death of Anti-Inspiration in the Face of Trump’s America
Hutch Harris (the Thermals) would rather never make a record again than live in a country governed by Donald Trump.
Beats & Treats: Jon Pardi’s California Sunrise as a Boot-Stompin’ Cookie Recipe
Nimai Larson’s (Prince Rama) Classy Cowboy Cookies are worth spending your whole paycheck on.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Treat the Merch Person
Respect Marc Hinkle, Honus Honus’ fictional merch dude.
Reading Music: Brian “Head” Welch’s (Korn) Newest Book is Heavy on the Mistakes, Light on the Miracles
No matter how spectacularly he fails, there’s always Jesus, standing there like a pushover mom, ready to forgive and forget and repeat.
Hot Love: Dave Hill Goes #NoFilter on the Talkhouse’s Instagram
Double-tap on his heartfelt video love advice.
BarRoom Blitz: How are Free Drinks the Same as Music Business Nepotism?
Musician/bartender Zachary Lipez probably won’t give you a free beer, but he might play your band at his bar.
Dave Hill is Bringing His Love Advice Column to Our Instagram
Go #nofilter when it comes to your heart.
Hot Love: Here’s How to Love Yourself While Listening to Motorhead
Dave Hill has even more excellent love advice — and tunes — for the lovelorn.