Ryan Kattner
Honus Honus Will (Try To) Play Any Holiday Song You Want
Total disaster? Most likely. Entertaining? I’m sure there will be moments.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Clash with Security
Honus Honus (Man Man) shares his very best concert etiquette.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Be a Booze Mutant
Uncle Honus advises you to just puke in your purse.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Piss off a Band with the Little Things
Honus Honus just wants a quiet place to do what humans do.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Treat the Merch Person
Respect Marc Hinkle, Honus Honus’ fictional merch dude.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Ask to be Guest Listed
Honus Honus of Man Man doesn’t have an infinite number of plus ones, so don’t bother asking.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Treat the Opening Band
Honus Honus of Man Man wants you to have some basic human decency and treat openers like humans.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT To Be a Drug Dope at Shows
Don’t flail onstage in a drugged-out haze or Honus Honus will boot you in the face.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Act in a Band’s Green Room
Man Man frontman Honus Honus asks you to cease and desist from drawing penises and engaging in other such chicanery.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Use Your Mouth at Shows
You don’t want to know what’ll happen if you ask Honus to play “Free Bird.”
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT To Be Dumb with Smartphones
Watch out, or Honus Honus will lick your cell.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Hurt People at Shows
Like having teeth? Man Man frontman Honus Honus has some essential concert etiquette for you.
