show etiquette
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Piss off a Band with the Little Things
Honus Honus just wants a quiet place to do what humans do.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Treat the Merch Person
Respect Marc Hinkle, Honus Honus’ fictional merch dude.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Ask to be Guest Listed
Honus Honus of Man Man doesn’t have an infinite number of plus ones, so don’t bother asking.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Treat the Opening Band
Honus Honus of Man Man wants you to have some basic human decency and treat openers like humans.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT To Be a Drug Dope at Shows
Don’t flail onstage in a drugged-out haze or Honus Honus will boot you in the face.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Dress at Shows
Backpacks, bare chests — Man Man frontman Honus Honus shares some solid wisdom when it comes to show attire.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Act in a Band’s Green Room
Man Man frontman Honus Honus asks you to cease and desist from drawing penises and engaging in other such chicanery.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT To Be Dumb with Smartphones
Watch out, or Honus Honus will lick your cell.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Hurt People at Shows
Like having teeth? Man Man frontman Honus Honus has some essential concert etiquette for you.
Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT To Make a Band Hate You
Man Man frontman Honus Honus premieres his show etiquette column.
