"If Harry Styles reads this, he’ll probably hate it."
Guster’s frontman knows that One Direction didn’t make their new album for him, but he appreciates the Journey and Fleetwood Mac nods anyway.
A trip to see the boy band's latest movie prompts discussion of straight queerness, Japanese crossdressers and masturbation as performance art.
In my (relatively) short lifetime of cultural awareness, I've witnessed a (relatively) massive evolution of pop music. My first taste of true love...