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Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Clash with Security

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By Ryan Kattner | November 18, 2016

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Clash with Security

Honus Honus (Man Man) shares his very best concert etiquette.

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Be a Booze Mutant

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By Ryan Kattner | July 13, 2016

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Be a Booze Mutant

Uncle Honus advises you to just puke in your purse.

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Piss off a Band with the Little Things

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By Ryan Kattner | June 29, 2016

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Piss off a Band with the Little Things

Honus Honus just wants a quiet place to do what humans do.

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Treat the Merch Person

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By Ryan Kattner | June 15, 2016

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Treat the Merch Person

Respect Marc Hinkle, Honus Honus’ fictional merch dude.

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Ask to be Guest Listed

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By Ryan Kattner | June 1, 2016

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Ask to be Guest Listed

Honus Honus of Man Man doesn’t have an infinite number of plus ones, so don’t bother asking.

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Treat the Opening Band

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By Ryan Kattner | May 18, 2016

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Treat the Opening Band

Honus Honus of Man Man wants you to have some basic human decency and treat openers like humans.

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT To Be a Drug Dope at Shows

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By Ryan Kattner | May 4, 2016

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT To Be a Drug Dope at Shows

Don’t flail onstage in a drugged-out haze or Honus Honus will boot you in the face.

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Dress at Shows

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By Ryan Kattner | April 20, 2016

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Dress at Shows

Backpacks, bare chests — Man Man frontman Honus Honus shares some solid wisdom when it comes to show attire.

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Act in a Band’s Green Room

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By Ryan Kattner | April 6, 2016

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Act in a Band’s Green Room

Man Man frontman Honus Honus asks you to cease and desist from drawing penises and engaging in other such chicanery.

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Use Your Mouth at Shows

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By Ryan Kattner | March 23, 2016

Dude, Be Cool: Here’s How NOT to Use Your Mouth at Shows

You don’t want to know what’ll happen if you ask Honus to play “Free Bird.”